my colleagues today pointed out that i may no longer be a Sagitarius. and suddenly my life has taken a drastic turn. apparently there is a 13th zodiac sign which has recently made headlines and quite a stir all across the world. this perhaps changes everything... or maybe not. however, being a christian this does not really mean much to me. but its strange when people ask me of my zodiac sign... i can no longer refer myself as a man with a horse's ass.
decided to find out more and came across a list that describes the sign. let's see if the shoe fits:
1. interpreter of dreams - eh... i struggle to interpret my own at times
2. attracts good luck and fruitful blessings -
i hope so too
3. serpent holder, lofty ideals -
me = idealistic = ?!?
4. a seeker of peace and harmony -
well i usually "siam" from conflict
5. doctor of medicine or science, natural-pathhic -
me? a doctor?! my dad could only dream.
6. adds, increases, joins, or gathers together -
huh?!
7. poetical, inventive nature, expanding qualities -
not sure about the first two, but i'm definitely expanding horizontally in the physical aspect.
8. seeks higher education and wisdom -
seek only lar... never actually get there.
9. overseer, supervisor of work -
hmmm... that explains certain matters.
10. fame- either grand or completely misunderstood -
definitely misunderstood. but i do at times have delusions of grandeur.
11. longevity, aspirations of healing the ills of man -
and again... my dad could only dream.
12. architect, builder, reaches for the stars (figuritively and literally) -
sounds familiar. we have impossible ideas maybe.
13. tax assessor or levys taxes -
i hate paying taxes
14. astrological talents, intuitive -
really? no leh. my sense of intuition sucks.
15. large family indicated, but apt to be separated from them when young -
is 5 a large number?
16. the number twelve holds great significance -
i was born in December
17. foresight and good fortune to benefit from hard times -
hard times? uiseh...
18. has secret enemies in family or close associations -
i'm sure
19. many jealous of this subject -
oh most definitely, whats not to be.
20. notable father, apple of father's eye when young -
i was born right in the middle.
21. high position in life expected (depending on aspects) highest fame and legend comes after death -
dammit! crap! shit! sigh...
22. feelings of granular, wise, genius mentality -
i'm definitely a genius! nice...
23. likes to wear clothing of vibrant colors and plaids in particular -
i wear white. any color which stands next to me would definitely be accentuated.
24. receives the favor of those in authority -
haha... yea man.
decided to find out more and came across a list that describes the sign. let's see if the shoe fits:
1. interpreter of dreams - eh... i struggle to interpret my own at times
2. attracts good luck and fruitful blessings -
i hope so too
3. serpent holder, lofty ideals -
me = idealistic = ?!?
4. a seeker of peace and harmony -
well i usually "siam" from conflict
5. doctor of medicine or science, natural-pathhic -
me? a doctor?! my dad could only dream.
6. adds, increases, joins, or gathers together -
huh?!
7. poetical, inventive nature, expanding qualities -
not sure about the first two, but i'm definitely expanding horizontally in the physical aspect.
8. seeks higher education and wisdom -
seek only lar... never actually get there.
9. overseer, supervisor of work -
hmmm... that explains certain matters.
10. fame- either grand or completely misunderstood -
definitely misunderstood. but i do at times have delusions of grandeur.
11. longevity, aspirations of healing the ills of man -
and again... my dad could only dream.
12. architect, builder, reaches for the stars (figuritively and literally) -
sounds familiar. we have impossible ideas maybe.
13. tax assessor or levys taxes -
i hate paying taxes
14. astrological talents, intuitive -
really? no leh. my sense of intuition sucks.
15. large family indicated, but apt to be separated from them when young -
is 5 a large number?
16. the number twelve holds great significance -
i was born in December
17. foresight and good fortune to benefit from hard times -
hard times? uiseh...
18. has secret enemies in family or close associations -
i'm sure
19. many jealous of this subject -
oh most definitely, whats not to be.
20. notable father, apple of father's eye when young -
i was born right in the middle.
21. high position in life expected (depending on aspects) highest fame and legend comes after death -
dammit! crap! shit! sigh...
22. feelings of granular, wise, genius mentality -
i'm definitely a genius! nice...
23. likes to wear clothing of vibrant colors and plaids in particular -
i wear white. any color which stands next to me would definitely be accentuated.
24. receives the favor of those in authority -
haha... yea man.
upon further contemplation... i'm wondering if the snake actually resembles a certain part of the human body. male specific. woot!
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